1. I did a thing

     
  2. motivationforfitness:

    jammerlea:

    hapalunu:

    copyx:

    serketcision:

    ju5t4n3rd:

    swagabonds:

    original-recipe-winnafish:

    preservedcucumbers:

    There are two things in life that I am truly passionate about: Comics, and honey.

    Just don’t give it to babies and small children especially raw, okay? Okay. Carry on.

    i dont even like honey and i suddenly like honey

    Also!!! If you have seasonal allergies, buying local honey from a farmers market or something can help tone down your allergies! The honey is made from bees in your area that have been pollinating with those same flowers and plants that are making your nose try to kill you! So by eating local honey, you automatically have a natural immunization against your seasonal allergies!

    Honey also makes a really good sweetener, especially for tea. Put a bit in and it really enhances the flavour.

    If you ‘don’t like honey’, try honey made from specific flower varieties! Clover honey is the most common, but things like wildflower honey, sage honey, etc all are out there, and whatever the bees got the honey from lends a little bit of different flavor! I’m a huge fan of sage honey, myself.

    (I even had poison ivy honey once and it was legit as fuck.)

    the shop i work in carries like 10 types of honey. theyre all imported from italy and greece but theres rosemary and thyme and chestnut theyre all great

    also somebodies tested a specific type of honey from new zealand and found it to possibly be effective in treating MRSA infections (source)

    My favorite sandwich is peanut butter and honey and I think I want one RIGHT NOW. At 4 in the morning.

    Also got some orange blossom honey imported from Spain. So good, ffff.

    I get it from my friend who raises bees. She uses it as payment when I help slaughter her thanksgiving turkeys. Sweet fucking deal! I use it to make peanut butter and banana wraps. Slather pb on a wheat wrap, slather honey over the pb, stick a banana in the middle, roll that shit up and eat it. OM NOM NOM

    (via journeytopetite)

     
  3. nappychan:

    josephtogovernmentcenter:

    Never not reblogging this. 

    Thank you!

    (Source: sassy-hook, via fucklikepunk)

     

  4. fandom-monster:

    mybrainisallovertheplace:

    lorasueee082011:

    aplacecalledorange:

    I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

    JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

    I mean 

    LOOK

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    Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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    I just

    I’m going to miss this

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    Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

    This guy.

    He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

    (via musicsoundslovelythanks)

     
  5. portraitsofboston:

    “Hey man, take my picture!”

    “I can’t do it. It’s too dark.”

    “Yeah, we need some light. Let’s go over there.”

    “Are you homeless?”

    “Yes, I am.”

    “How long have you been homeless?”

    “15 years. I’ve been in Boston 8 months. Before that I was in Washington, Virginia, New York, Philadelphia, Louisiana, Florida…”

    “Why didn’t you stay in Florida? It’s so much warmer.”

    “I wanted to see my family. But they don’t want to see me. They don’t understand depression. They treat me like dirt. Homeless people treat me better than my family.”

    “And what happened 15 years ago? How did you end up on the streets?”

    “I tried to burn myself twice. I had 30 surgeries. I was dead two times, but God brought me back. I don’t know why.”

    “And why did you do it?”

    “I was depressed. Why you crying?”

    “Because you are a beautiful person, and my family is really messed up, and I’ve been very depressed. I think I can understand you.”

    “Yes, I am a good person. And when you take people’s pictures, don’t disrespect them.”

    “No, man, I won’t. I like people. That’s why I take their pictures.”

    “And when you make your portfolio, don’t denigrate people. Let the pictures speak for themselves.”

    “I will. Are you safe on the streets?”

    “Yes, I am…And now I have $8 to buy me some food.”

    “That’s all I have. Next time I see you, I will give you more.”

    “No, man. It ain’t all about money. Give me a hug. And next time you see me, give me a hug again. And thanks for taking my picture.”

    (via acquaintedwithrask)

     

  6. hinatule:

    You don’t need to bash skinny people to say that bigger people are beautiful.

    You don’t need to bash men to promote women’s rights.
    You don’t need to bash white people to promote racial equality.
    You don’t need to bash a certain genre of music to promote another.
    You don’t need to bash straight people to promote gay rights.

    You don’t need to bash anyone to advocate your opinion.

    (Source: todayis-nevertoolate, via neimen)

     

  7. It’s midnight and there’s a rumour that my area is in danger of having my internet spied on by the government

    mykingdomforapen:

    mykingdomforapen:

    I have only one valid response to that

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    My dad said that if this gets 100k notes he’ll buy me Avengers LEGOs.

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    (via arirosie)

     
  8. camiekahle:

    tastefullyoffensive:

    Animal Photobombs (Part 1)

    I CANT BREATHE

    (via schwarbagetruck)

     
  9. fuckyeahwomenprotesting2:

    freedominwickedness:

    In medieval culture, an event like a royal christening is not a private party; it’s the public social event of the year. To not invite any person of rank to such an event is a deadly insult.

    Maleficent is certainly someone you wouldn’t want at a party, but she’s also someone powerful enough that only a fool would ever dare treat her with such blatant disrespect. The only way the King and Queen could possibly have gotten away with not inviting Maleficent was to not invite any of the fairies at all; inviting the other fairies and excluding her is explicitly taking sides in the conflict between the fairy factions.

    Which means they made themselves her sworn enemies, and she responded by treating them as such from then on. If you actually get into analyzing the social dynamics of the scene, it’s very clear that Maleficent was willing to show mercy at first by giving the King and Queen a chance to apologize for their disrespect to her. She doesn’t curse Aurora until after she gives them that chance and they throw it back in her face with further disrespect.

    And yeah, if the King and Queen had done the properly respectful thing and invited her, Maleficent would have given Aurora a scary awesome present. Moreover so would the other fairies, because at that point both sides would be using it as an opportunity to show off and one-up each other. What they gave her before Maleficent showed up was basically just trivial party favors by fairy standards.

    How do you know so much about the social dynamics of medieval fairies

    (Source: britta-perry, via sassy-spoon)

     

  10. memoraincognito:

    liketheesun:

    thetallblacknerd:

    tarynel:

    thetallblacknerd:

    I find it comical when women think I care about

    Stretchmarks
    If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
    Birthmarks
    Fat areas
    Bumps or discoloration
    Cellulite
    Sweat
    Morning breath

     
  11. philosophers-scone:

    latentpower:

    awkwardsituationist:

    cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more.

    This is amazing

    i am SO glad that lad culture is there. lad culture makes being a student in the UK horrific, for men and for women

    (via wtfml)

     
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  13. thegoddamazon:

    nipsndnaps:

    the-psalmist:

    tangledtongue:

    iampunkassbetch:

    veganpenis:

    godbless—catastrophe:

    I’m crying over the person who portrays Peter Pan at Disney. Such an awesome person

    I’m only kind of sobbing.

    If these stories are true… Thank you Peter. We need more people to never grow up!

    I heard he no longer works there anymore. It makes me sad because I want to meet him.

    Where does he work now? I must find him

    Crying into my Superman pillow.

    (Source: xxbecstarrittaxx, via arirosie)

     
  14. hapfairy:

    onyxemerald:

    cumberbauched:

    motiveweight:

    thechurchofcelebrity:

    I put these together because I am sick of reading girls putting themselves down on tumblr because they don’t look like any of these women. There are things called high end cosmetics and photoshop that make these women look perfect by hiding their blemishes and wrinkles. The truth is they can afford far better makeup than you. The stuff they use is almost magic. And we all know the things they can do with photographs these days. Strip all that away and they’re just like you. You also have to figure how many of these women had cosmetic surgery. There is no so such thing as a perfect and flawless looking person.

    Long overdue post…puts things into a more balanced perspective. Thank you for this compilation.

    this makes me feel better about not having thick eyebrows like you don’t even fucking know

    I totally a free with this. Part of it is really high end cosmetics and hair products, and etc. I use high end foundation and makeup as well. Makeup can only do so much though. Most of it however, is photoshop. As a graphic design major I know what photoshop is capable of. My avatar is photoshopped. I enjoy playing with it. I think the media harms people with it though.

    Those images in magazines, billboards and etc are most definitely photoshopped. All the editor has to do is go into photoshop and use the airbrush too to get rid of wrinkles. They can also use multiple tools to make a person look thinner and look like they have a “perfect figure”.

    In actuality these celebrities look just like us. Without the professional make up artists and personal trainers, and photo editors, and all of the surgeries they get, they would look like they do in the pictures. They are not flawless, they are just lucky that they were discovered.

    Thanks for posing these images!

    Didn’t realise there was one with commentary. Reblogging this instead. I’ll delete the other one.

    (via deathbymermaidsss)

     

  15. GUYSGUYSGUYSTHIS IS HUGE FOR ME PLEASE

    slowlydescending:

    forgottenwinterfrost:

    MY MOM SAID IF THIS GETS 500,000 NOTES SHE WILL FINALLY CALL ME “KHYLE” AND REFER TO ME AS HER SON PLEASE THIS IS A HUGE STEP FOR ME AND HER

    we’re gonna get you your 500k notes. I swear. Idgaf if i have to reblog this 4000000x myself.  

    (via arirosie)